But don’t dance in the shower. It’s slippery in there.
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant. - (via ambermozo)
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im not sure whats happening but i like it alot
Reblogging for science
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Little Groot dancing
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whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved. -
Holy fucking shit
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THIS IS IMPORTANT
GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK
IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
we bought it.
We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs